Happy Holidays to All! This song has been rolling around in my head for a couple days, so I finally got time to write it down and quiet my brain a little. This is my gift to all of you. I hope you have a wonderful and peaceful holiday season with all your families - skin or fur 
The GSP Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
A dead but still edible bird.
On the second day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the third day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Six chewed up tissues,
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Seven candy wrappers,
Six chewed up tissues,
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Eight throwing dummies,
Seven candy wrappers,
Six chewed up tissues,
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Nine kitchen sponges,
Eight throwing dummies,
Seven candy wrappers,
Six chewed up tissues,
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Ten soggy slippers,
Nine kitchen sponges,
Eight throwing dummies,
Seven candy wrappers,
Six chewed up tissues,
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Eleven cat food cans,
Ten soggy slippers,
Nine kitchen sponges,
Eight throwing dummies,
Seven candy wrappers,
Six chewed up tissues,
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my Shorthair brought to me
Twelve sloppy kisses,
Eleven cat food cans,
Ten soggy slippers,
Nine kitchen sponges,
Eight throwing dummies,
Seven candy wrappers,
Six chewed up tissues,
Five dried cat turds,
Four holey panties,
Three dead bugs,
Two dirty socks,
And a dead but still edible bird.
--- from Jean and the DesertRoseKennel family |