I thought this was funny, since I'm married to a former Wisconsonite:

Only a Wisconsin man can make you feel like a woman!!!!

A plane passed through a severe storm.  The turbulence was awful and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning.  One woman lost it completely. She stood up in front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die."  Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!  Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" 

For a moment there was silence.  Everyone stared at the desperate woman in front of the plane.  Then a man from Wisconsin named Cal stood up in the rear of the plane.  He was handsome, tall, well-built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.  Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.  No one moved.  He removed his shirt. Muscled rippled across his chest.  She gasped...............

Then he spoke, "Iron this and then get me a beer."

Us Wisconsin GSP male are the greatest Rugged, wash &wear!! Only ask for bowl of water and a little kimble in a dish. Just ask other GSP Wisconsin male GSPs on this forum Our human Dads are the greatest too!!!  Love, Rocky