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Hogan

Wisconsin

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03/21/2008 11:10 AM
Da Norvegians Join Da Luteran Church One day Ole, Hans, and Sven were walking down the street and happened to walk past a Lutheran church. The three decided that it was time to get some religion and join the church. They walked in and talked to Pastor Torgeson about membership. Pastor Torgeson, replied that they would need to take a test in order to gain membership. Realizing that these Norwegians were not extremely bright, he decided to make the test real easy. Ole is the first to go in and take the test, and Pastor Torgeson asks Ole, Ole do you know what Easter is. Ole scratches his head and replies, Ya, dats ven dis big fat yolly fellow comes yump’n down da chimney…. Pastor Torgeson interrupts and says no Ole you have the wrong holiday, you go home and study and then come back in a week and we will try again. So Sven goes in and Pastor Torgeson asks him the same question, Sven do you know what Easter is? Sven replies, ya dats ven day get dis big fat turkey bird and mashed tators and stuffing, and…. Pastor Torgeson interrupts and says, no Sven that is Thanksgiving. You go home and study for a week and then come back and we will try again. Now it is Hans turn for the test. Pastor Torgeson asks him, Hans do you know what Easter is? Hans scratches his head for a bit, and then replies, Ya dats ven dis guy is born in Betlahem and everybody comes ta se him. Everybody likes dis guy and day follow him all over da place. Well dis guy gets to be about turdy/turdy five years old and all of a sudden day don’t like im no more. So day hang him on a cross between a couple a bad guys and den dis guy dies. Well day put him in a tomb and den roll dis big rock in front of da doorvay. Den tree days later dis guy wakes up and looks around, then walks over to da door vay and slowly rolls da stone avay. Den he sticks his head out of da doorvay….. And Den if he sees his shadow………..

tucker

WAY NORTHERN MINNESOTA!

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03/22/2008 6:34 AM

I love that!! I tried to post my favorite Easter pic [ joke] but can't seem to get it to go on here.

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Hogan

Wisconsin

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03/22/2008 2:36 PM
Believe it or not, I heard that joke from my Lutheran minister.

Ranger

Wisconsin

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03/22/2008 3:40 PM
Hogan, Our priest at our Catholic church put this one in the bulletin a couple weeks ago. An Irishman moves into a tiny village in County Kerry, walks into the pub and promptly orders three beers. The bartender raises his eyebrows, but serves the man three beers, which he drinks quietly at a table, alone. An hour later, the man has finished the three beers and orders three more. This happens yet again. The next evening the man again orders and drinks three beers at a time, several times. Soon the entire town is whispering about the "Man Who Orders Three Beers." Finally, a week later, the bartender broaches the subject on behalf of the town. "I don't mean to pry, but folks around here are wondering why you always order three beers?" "Tis odd, isn't it?" the man replies, "You see, I have two brothers, and one went to America, and the other to Australia. We promised each other that we would always order an extra two beers whenever we drank as a way of keeping up the family bond." The bartender and the whole town were pleased with this answer, and soon the "Man Who orders Three Beers" became a local celebrity and source of pride to the village, even to the extent that out-of-towners would come to watch him drink. Then, one day, the man comes in and orders only two beers. The bartender pours them with a heavy heart. This continues for the rest of the evening: he orders only two beers. The word flies around town. Prayers are offered for the soul of one of the brothers. The next day, the bartender says to the man, "Folks around here, me first of all, want to offer condolences to you for the death of your brother. You know--the two beers and all...." The man ponders this for a moment, then replies, "You'll be happy to hear that my two brothers are alive and well. It's just that I, myself, have decided to give up drinking for Lent. "

Hogan

Wisconsin

MH
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03/23/2008 6:34 AM
That was good.

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