Da Norvegians Join Da Luteran Church
One day Ole, Hans, and Sven were walking down the street and happened to walk past a Lutheran church.
The three decided that it was time to get some religion and join the church.
They walked in and talked to Pastor Torgeson about membership.
Pastor Torgeson, replied that they would need to take a test in order to gain membership.
Realizing that these Norwegians were not extremely bright, he decided to make the test real easy.
Ole is the first to go in and take the test, and Pastor Torgeson asks Ole, Ole do you know what Easter is.
Ole scratches his head and replies, Ya, dats ven dis big fat yolly fellow comes yump’n down da chimney….
Pastor Torgeson interrupts and says no Ole you have the wrong holiday, you go home and study and then come back in a week and we will try again.
So Sven goes in and Pastor Torgeson asks him the same question, Sven do you know what Easter is?
Sven replies, ya dats ven day get dis big fat turkey bird and mashed tators and stuffing, and….
Pastor Torgeson interrupts and says, no Sven that is Thanksgiving. You go home and study for a week and then come back and we will try again.
Now it is Hans turn for the test.
Pastor Torgeson asks him, Hans do you know what Easter is?
Hans scratches his head for a bit, and then replies, Ya dats ven dis guy is born in Betlahem and everybody comes ta se him. Everybody likes dis guy and day follow him all over da place. Well dis guy gets to be about turdy/turdy five years old and all of a sudden day don’t like im no more.
So day hang him on a cross between a couple a bad guys and den dis guy dies.
Well day put him in a tomb and den roll dis big rock in front of da doorvay.
Den tree days later dis guy wakes up and looks around, then walks over to da door vay and slowly rolls da stone avay. Den he sticks his head out of da doorvay…..
And Den if he sees his shadow………..