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10/10/2008 12:12 PM
>> > Yesterday I was at _Wal-Mart_ >> (http://www.walmart.com/) buying a large >> bag of Purina dog chow for >> > my loyal pet Angel the Wonder Dog and was in the >> checkout line when >> > a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. >> > >> > What did she think I had...an elephant? So since >> I'm retired and >> > have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I >> > didn't have a >> > dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added >> that I probably >> > shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital >> last time, but that I'd >> > lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care >> ward with tubes >> > coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both >> arms. >> > >> > I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and >> that the way >> > that it works is to load your pants pockets with >> Purina nuggets and >> > simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. >> The food is >> > nutritionally complete so it works well and I was >> going to try it >> > again (I have to mention here that practically >> everyone in line was >> > now enthralled with my story.) >> > >> > Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care >> > because the dog food poisoned me. >> > >> > I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish >> > Setter's ass and a car hit us both. >> > >> > I thought the guy behind her was going to have a >> heart attack he was laughing so hard. >> > >> > Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

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